Obama Reverses Himself on Global Warming

by on 16/03/16 at 6:20 pm

Early harvest at the White House! The President inspects a surprising harvest of early watermelons. Michele loves making cone-head hats for the kids out of hollowed out melons.

Early harvest at the White House!
The President inspects a surprising harvest of early watermelons. Michele loves making cone-head hats for the kids out of hollowed out melons.


With frost threatening the White House staff started planting early.

With frost threatening the White House staff started planting early.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest indicated President Obama has reversed his position on global warming and now believes global cooling will begin in the year 2017 with spectacular decreases in the Earth’s temperatures to below freezing.

President Obama came to this conclusion after carefully studying the computer prediction models of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the UN climate models. The president concluded that there has been no change in the Earth’s average temperature in more than 15 years, except for a downward temperature trend beginning on January 20, 2009. National Weather Service experts believe this drop was caused by Obama’s frosty relations with US allies around the world.

President Obama, via an executive order, directed Vice president Joe Biden and Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch to form a team to correct and update the National Archives documents to accommodate global cooling. President Obama will go before the UN to present the case for global cooling, AG Lynch will investigate and prosecute anyone believing in the now debunked global warming theory and VP Biden will be responsible for erasing all mention of global warming in the USA and around the world!

White House Press Secretary Earnest also indicated President Obama has reversed himself on living in Washington DC after he leaves office and he and Michelle will return to Honolulu Hawaii. Rumors are circulating in the Nation’s Capital after this presidential announcement, as to why such a sudden move?

Barack Obama had lived in Indonesia for eight years as a child, at which time he returned to live in Honolulu Hawaii (Oahu) with his maternal grandparents, where he grew up. At about aged 14, the future US president, took his first step at being a capitalist by opening a snow shoveling and hot chocolate business that quickly failed.

Young Obama tried again by opening his snow shoveling and hot chocolate business atop Hawaii’s highest peak Mauna Kea (13,000 foot elevation) located on the Big Island, which gets a few inches of snow per year. Again the business failed because of lack of customers, other than park rangers.

These business failures provide a plausible explanation for Obama’s anti-capitalist, big government, socialist and wealth redistribution tendencies. But, now with global cooling being firmly established as US policy, President Obama plans a third attempt at opening a snow shoveling and hot chocolate business in Hawaii!



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