Marco Rubio: Penis Envy Cost Me The Nomination!

by on 22/03/16 at 4:35 pm

What Savvy Vopters Are Asking Themselves Today.... 'should I vote for Marco Rubio or get my penis enlarged'

What Savvy Vopters Are Asking Themselves Today….
‘should I vote for Marco Rubio or get my penis enlarged’


Miami, FL – (satireworld.com)

Just days away after dropping out of the GOP presidential cluster Marco Rubio revealed his Penis Envy killed his chances for presidential erection(sic).

‘Lil Marco’ said his ploy came up ‘short’ against ‘the Donald’ and his campaign of speaking trash and carrying a ‘big dick!’

“Taking it out and laying it on the table was probably not my greatest idea,”said the undersized midget,” sadly!”

“Not to put too big a point onnit,” said pollster George Stanopolis, ” he’s nothing but a ‘lil prick with an inflated ego encouraged by Lindsay Graham!

When contacted by SW a spokes-babe told our reporter “Eat me” before hanging up!

More from Trump Erection HQ after this commercial for penile enlargement!



2 Responses to “Marco Rubio: Penis Envy Cost Me The Nomination!”

  1. Bargis

    Mar 22nd, 2016

    Marco doesn’t need an enlargement all he needs to do is just stand up!

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Mar 23rd, 2016

    Sounds like a Dickless Cheney story if you ask me

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