by captain america on 30/03/16 at 7:57 pm
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Barry is feeling ‘the bern’ as the 74 year old communist is closing on Hill the Pill for the democratic nomination! “This could be our last year in paradise,” Barry was heard on a hot mike with Debbie the Douche at a MA fundraiser!
A search is underway for next presidential no cost hide a way as dancing Barry wind done his 8 year presidential test as jester-in-chief of the USA!
Odds are pointing to Cuba after the presidential visit last week and his budding bromance with Fidel’s brother. Barry was seen at a Car Max car lot obsessing over a sleek 1956 Chevy Bel Aire with 24 inch run flat tires and dual race lug nuts…””I’ve always wanted one of these “how much said the Chicago
Carjacker…but no one would give em up! Bastard white Crackas!”
The news was a relief for the grounds keepers at the island’s exclusives courses who are still working to fill the divots from the last 4 years! “God!” said Michelle, “now maybe I can concentrate on making Dancing withThe Stars!”‘