University of Chicago Adds Two Philosophy Classes on Transgender Issues

by on 06/04/16 at 7:49 am

Really....It's all so confusing

Really….It’s all so confusing


Chicago IL – (satireworld.com)

The Chairman of the Philosophy Department at the University of Chicago has announced the addition of two new philosophy classes beginning in the upcoming fall semester of 2016. These classes are required for politically correct liberal philosophy majors. However, these classes are elective minors for conservative students (if there are any on campus) and those who don’t believe that approximately 0.3% of the US population should radically affect legislation for the other 99.7%.

The initial class is Basic Transgender Issues BTGI 100 a one semester class and the following spring semester 2017 class is Advanced Transgender Issues ATGI 101 (in conjunction with the Biology Department). Lively dialog among attending students is encouraged!

Class descriptions are as follows:

Basic Transgender Issues BTGI 100. After taking this class the student will be able to answer the following questions.

  • Who is a Transgender Male?
  • Who is a Transgender Female?
  • Is a female restroom, locker room, swimming pool or shower a safe space for women?
  • Is a Transgender Female entering a female restroom, locker room, swimming pool or shower being micro-aggressive?
  • Is a male restroom, locker room, swimming pool or shower a safe space for men?
  • Is a Transgender Male entering a male restroom, locker room, swimming pool or shower being micro-aggressive or stupid?

Advanced Transgender Issues ATGI 101. After taking this class the student will be able to answer the following questions.

  • Can two Transgender Females have a Lesbian relationship?
  • Can two Transgender Males have a Gay relationship?
  • Can a Transgender Female and a female have a lesbian relationship?
  • Can a Transgender male and a male have a Gay relationship?
  • Can a Transgender Male and a female have Children?
  • Can a Transgender Female and a male have children?

Due to the close ties between Barack Obama and the University of Chicago, anticipation by the faculty of the School of Law are running high that the former Democratic president will be a guest lecturer, discussing Transgender rights and Constitutional law.



2 Responses to “University of Chicago Adds Two Philosophy Classes on Transgender Issues”

  1. Oleg P

    Apr 6th, 2016

    Putting Descartes before de horse a bit Wittgenstienian I fear.
    Great pic, speaks volumes.

  2. Captain america

    Apr 9th, 2016

    ….take this quizz to see if you’re a Prick or a Pussy!

    ….how to be a real stand-up gal in a confused society!

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