Well Respected New York Gynecologist Divorced by Wife of 10 Years

by on 28/04/16 at 7:05 am

The 'last straw' for Dr. was a visit from Francine Barney concerning  a problem with vaginal warts

The ‘last straw’ for Dr. Jones was a visit from Francine Barney concerning a problem with vaginal warts

New York NY – (satireworld.com)

The Law Firm of Wentworth and Brewster (W&B) have indicated that Alice Smith-Jones, a former Miss America, is suing Dr. Walter Jones, Park Avenue Gynecologist, for divorce after 10 years of marriage. The couple has six children ages nine to two years old. Dr Jones is known as the Gynecologist to “the rich and famous.” All of New York’s young actresses and Hollywood’s new starlets beat a path to Walter’s office door.

A lawyer from the Law Firm of W&B released a statement from Mrs. Jones stating emphatically that there was no infidelity involved in the divorce proceedings. It’s just that Walter has not been quite himself for the last two years as he comes home every night moody and listless. He used to arrive at our home in the suburbs very upbeat, hyper and bubbly. The medical practice is not the cause, as it is doing quite well, still seeing 10 to 30 patients a day shared among a total of three partnering doctors.

A spokesman for Dr. Jones said that he has sought psychological therapy to avoid the breakup of his marriage. The early prognosis is that when his senior partners changed their emphasis from Hollywood starlets to political figures the trouble began. Dr. Jones patient load now consists of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA), Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX), and in the last year former Democratic Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and others!



One Response to “Well Respected New York Gynecologist Divorced by Wife of 10 Years”

  1. Captain america

    May 17th, 2016

    ….1’m seeing nasty C’…..s everywhere I look….
    There’re all Twats….

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