ObamaGun Field Testing Demonstrates Weapon’s Failures

by on 02/05/16 at 8:53 am

Obama demonstrates his safe shotgun

Obama demonstrates his safe shotgun

The new ObamaGun will be offered in really keen colors!

The new ObamaGun will be offered in really cool, non-offensive colors!

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.

A “smart gun” allows only a designated user to fire the weapon! The weapon utilizes microelectronics, sensors, software and tiny batteries configured to recognize only the designated user.

The nation’s law enforcement community (both federal and local) are not enamored as being “lab rats” to satisfy President Obama’s obsession with gun control. Law enforcement personnel indicate “they shouldn’t have to prove the so-far unworkable, unreliable, ineffective and unavailable “smart gun” technology weapon can be a viable option for their use.”

President Obama has not yet decided to mandate that all federal agencies must buy “smart guns” for use in the field. Thus, far his orders are only that federal agencies give the technology a try. However, the president has secretly purchased 150 prototype hand-held, 9 millimeter “smart gun” weapons designated ObamaGuns, from the Acme manufacturing Co. (located in Tucson AZ), for mandated use by his White House Secret Service detail.

A leaked email from the Director of the Secret Service to President Obama concerning White House Secret Service Detail in-the-field testing of ObamaGuns since January 2016 has reinforced the law enforcement community’s reluctance to rely on Obama’s ability to pick winners! The demonstrated flaws in the ObamaGun technology were as follows:

  • ObamaGun batteries have too short an operational life span and need constant recharging. Needing a recharge is signified by a red warning light and a Beep, Beep, Beep repeating tone and the inability to fire the weapon.
  • Agents are required to utilize at least two ObamaGuns because of the limited operational battery life and must place one or both (making agents weaponless) of the weapons on chargers in the White House and at home. Overheating batteries have also inadvertently discharged the weapon!
  • ObamaGun size and weight with a fully loaded magazine have made the bulge in agent’s suit jackets extremely larger than with an Uzi. Some agents have resorted to putting the magazines in their pants pockets, at which time a yellow warning light and a Bong, Bong, Bong repeating tone is heard.
  • ObamaGun availability/reliability is questionable. A green light indicates the weapon is ready to fire by the agent squeezing the trigger, when the weapon recognizes its user is holding the weapon. A “Fire-in-the- Hole” alarm is then generated. When the weapon malfunctions (fails to fire, software error or doesn’t recognize the user) a red light and a Bip, Bip, Bip repeating tone is heard.
  • During a White House fence hopping situation an agent’s weapon malfunctioned and the intruder was apprehended by the agent throwing his ObamaGun at the man and knocking him out.
  • An ObamaGun was dropped accidently, recognized the floor and discharged (including the Fire-in-the- Hole alarm).
  • ObamaGuns were swapped between two agents without changing the recognition characteristics, one fired the other didn’t. Luckily no one was injured and a picture of George Washington covers the bullet hole in the wall nicely.
  • ObamaGuns have called First Lady Michelle Obama’s cell phone number.
  • Obamaguns have changed Situation Room TV channels and one weapon even tried to turn on a Microwave oven.
  • The constant Beep, Beep, Beep and Bong, Bong, Bong and Bip, Bip, Bip repeating tones and curse words from the Secret Service agents are driving the White House Staff crazy.

The Secret Service Director than asked President Obama to rescind his mandate about the use of immature “smart gun” weapons by the White House Secret Service detail and return to employing their reliable Sig Sauer P229, 357 caliber pistols. Secret Service agents have threatened to secure their ObamaGuns in their desks and only carry Boy Scout knives in the White House!

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