Travel Agency Opens for the “Not Trump” Movement and Liberal Democrats

by on 11/05/16 at 2:55 pm

Even Rosie O'Donnell's Mom is vying for a ticket to anywhere that has free plastic surgery.

Even Rosie O’Donnell’s Mom Edna Mae is vying for a ticket to anywhere that has free plastic surgery.

Burlington VT- (satireworld.com)

The grand opening of “Bernie Sanders Travel Boutique” was held last weekend at this city located on beautiful Lake Champlain. Large crowds were not expected, nor did they show up as this business location is a boiler room operation that caters to: rich Hollywood stars living in Malibu CA; Democratic millionaires; former Hillary Clinton staffers, Democratic Party officials and liberal Democratic politicians; and ex-MSNBC TV news personnel. These people are all dissatisfied with the possibility that Republican presumptive nominee Donald Trump will win the presidency in the 2016 elections and want to leave the USA.

“Bernie Sanders Travel Boutique” is a web based business and call center that can be reached at BSTB.org or at 800-FAR-LEFT, with operators standing by 24 hours, 7 days per week. There are many travel choices currently available such as:

  • Caribbean/South America: Cuba, Venezuela (bring your own toilet paper and beer) and other failed communist workers paradises
  • Eastern Europe/Asia: Russian Federation (free Vodka)
  • Asia/Africa and the Middle East: North Korea, China, Syria, Libya, Iran, Saudi Arabia (second language required)

Future Destinations, pending negotiations, include:

  • North America: Yukon Territory Canada (-6 degrees F in January), Federal Prison (Club Fed)
  • Middle East: Gaza, ISIS controlled Iraq and Syria (body armor required)
  • USA: Inner City’s Chicago IL, Baltimore MD, Detroit MI (personal weapons required)

New York City (NYC) Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio, Democratic National Committee (DNC) chair Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Charlie Rangel (D-NY) have already booked their flights to Cuba. Former Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton has a standby reservation following the outcome of the FBI investigation and her treason indictment into employing an illegal home based server. If she is found guilty of openly transferring highly classified US government materials, “Club Fed” will be her destination. Both former SOS Clinton and President Obama are presently on the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) “No Fly List!”



3 Responses to “Travel Agency Opens for the “Not Trump” Movement and Liberal Democrats”

  1. Bargis

    May 11th, 2016

    The No Fly List’ is impossible with Wasserman-Schultz as they’ve been circling her head for years

  2. Quartz

    May 11th, 2016

    Is anything you write actually funny?

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