Angry Birds Express Displeasure With Verizon

by on 14/05/16 at 9:41 am

Verizon Union Business Agent Les Efforts said he was shocked he'll contact the union negotiators and have bird poop removal an additional union want before the strike ends.

Verizon Union Business Agent Les Efforts said he was shocked and he’ll contact the union negotiators and have bird poop removal an additional union want before the strike ends.

NEWARK, NJ – (satireworld.com)

Graffiti and vandalism have been taken to the next level by a flock of angry birds who are apparently very pissed off at cell phone carrier Verizon Communications, Inc.

The birds may have been exacting revenge for the deaths of several of their feathered friends who were killed by Verizon workers while they were replacing old cable wires and making repairs to cell phone towers in the area recently.

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Perched on a telephone wire, the birds decided to take their anger out on both the cell phone company and an innocent SUV that happened to park some fifteen feet directly under them.

The birds pooped out the message “VERIZON SUCKS,” but were so surprised and impressed with how good their work turned out that several of the smart ass birds in the group slid over a few feet and painted the company’s tagline, “Can u hear me now?” on the rest of their glass canvas.

When the owner of the car noticed the work on the backside of the SUV, they took this picture of the bird’s masterpiece and sent it on to Verizon’s headquarters.

The owner, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I could tell it was lots of bird poop, but look at the way there is no drippage of the letters on a slanted surface. For a bird, that takes a high degree of skill to do, I’m sure.”

“And the way they spelled everything correctly, without the benefit of spell check or autocorrect, they had to get it right the first time. Those were some freakin’ talented birds, that’s all I can say.”

So far, Verizon has had no comment.



One Response to “Angry Birds Express Displeasure With Verizon”

  1. Bargis

    May 14th, 2016

    good one

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