Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

by on 21/05/16 at 7:21 am

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) says she used her dildo after recharging it at a public recharging station and she shook so violently when she used it her cement block walls on her home started to crack.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) says she used her dildo after recharging it at a public recharging station and she shook so violently when she used it her cement block walls on her home started to crack.

Wasserman-Schultz's wall was later condemned by city building officials.

Wasserman-Schultz’s wall was later condemned by city building officials.

The over-charged Acme 1000 vibrator was later removed from Wasserman-Schultz's home by a Brevard County Hazmat Team and then burned at the county landfill.

The over-charged Acme 1000 vibrator was later removed from Wasserman-Schultz’s home by a Brevard County Hazmat Team and then burned at the county landfill.


Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com)

Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

Elon Musk is said to be behind a massive tax scheme to fund a battery factory in Death Valley thanks to Obama, said the recent tragedy involved playing with electricity in a very damp environment!

The reporter was found with her toes curled after trying. to plug a 3 pronged appendenge into 2 pronged receptacle!

DWS was shocked and Al Gore had comment!



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