Trump’s Proposed Southern Border Wall Utilizes New Technology

by on 28/05/16 at 2:00 pm

Suspicious activity on the border prompted a crackdown near El Paso

Suspicious activity on the border prompted a crackdown near El Paso

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com)

Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The wall is meant to deny unfettered access to illegal immigrants! There is no intent to save Mexico any money for the cost of the wall!

Mr. Trump is exploring methods other then concrete and steel construction of the border wall, so that when he becomes the 45th US President and requires some supplemental funding from the 115th Congress it will be minimal. A promising technology employs an electromagnetic fence, in accordance with Maxwell’s equations, that many Sci-Fi enthusiasts refer to as a force field. The original intent of such a locally generated force field was to rotate and stir concrete to eliminate bubbles of air while building the upper floors in tall building construction.

This force field, called the “Trump Field,” can be controlled to block access into and out of a given location or facility or turned off. Small scale tests have been conducted on a farm to demonstrate that the technique does work for fencing cows into an enclosed area for a few days without harming the animals. Fodder is brought into the enclosed area by walking through the “Trump Field.” The field is then turned off to let the farmers out.

Mr. Trump is about to undertake a larger seven month demonstration/test to surround the White House with the “Trump Field,” making sure that President Barack Obama and Michelle, Vice President Joe Biden, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) and Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) are all in residence when the field is turned on. “Democrats can go in but can’t come out.” The Obama children will be unaffected as to their comings and goings and food supplies will be brought in daily by Democrats who wish to join the festivities!

The electromagnetic envelope of the “Trump Field” will also block communications to and from the White House and disable helicopters from landing on the roof. In accordance with the US Constitution, House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) will assume the presidency and become Commander in Chief until after the 2016 presidential elections.

A bonus would be catching Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY0 and Democratic presidential candidates former Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) visiting the White House. However, Mr. Trump has not decided what to do if either these two Democratic presidential candidates win the presidency in November.

Rumors have already leaked out about the existence of the “Trump Field!” Requests for information about installing the “Trump Field” have come in from state legislatures in many parts of the USA, Europe and Middle Eastern Countries, e.g. the inner cities of Baltimore MD, Chicago IL, New York NY, Anaheim CA and Ferguson MO; the United Kingdom; and Iran, ISIS controlled Iraq and Syria, Saudi Arabia and Israel?

The actual construction of the wall or “Trump Field” along the 1990 miles of the US southern border and elsewhere will be performed by many US contractors. A new US industry has been created!



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