Obama’s Department of Justice Establishes a PCPGIP Office

by on 21/06/16 at 1:33 pm

Next, they'll try to make white people feel bad!

Next, they’ll try to make white people feel bad!

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)

Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

Obama’s memo to the DOJ made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t have eight months left in his presidential term for Congress to debate and change the Civil Rights Law, so he is doing it by unconstitutional Executive Orders using his pen. Groups that feel their safe space is being violated by the micro-aggressive actions of others may apply for protection.

The initial group to apply for protection were Left handed people, Small people (under 5’), Morons (IQ less than 70), Flat chested women (less than 34 D), and Tall people (over 6’5’’ unless they are basketball players) [LSMFT]. Words like southpaw, Shorty, bird brain, washboard, and stretch will be banned.

Illegal immigrants, ISIS/Islamic terrorists or their sympathizers are exempt from being prosecuted for violating the rights of US citizens!

An anonymous DOJ lawyer has leaked that the entire Democratic Party leadership has applied to the PCPGIP office, in the event Republican Donald Trump is elected the 45th President of the USA!

One Response to “Obama’s Department of Justice Establishes a PCPGIP Office”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 21st, 2016

    Obama the Divider in Chief keeps creating more multi-cultural communities like, LBGTQ, #BLM, climate change, illegal immigrants, gun grabbers and Syrian refugees to destroy the US by getting people angry over faux issues! But he gives ISIS a pass!

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