by Oleg Penkovsky on 22/06/16 at 7:40 pm
Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) –
A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.
“Our mission is to smoke them out with our double jalapeño-pepperoni-buffalo mozzarella specials,” chef Luigi Gorgonzola tweeted as up to 60 Democrat congressmen and women staged a hunger strike sit-in on the Floor of the House of Representatives.
The politicians’ surprise move follows yet more Senate arms reform intransigence last Monday when the upper house floored new attempts to curb US gun proliferation in the wake of the recent Orlando massacre.
Gorgonzola, 69, has told Satireworld reporters that his drones have been given special FEMA clearance to fly in convoy over Capitol Hill with a trove of piping hot stuffed crust specials as a bipartisan humanitarian gesture.
“Da Prez hisself called our delivery hotline,” Luigi confided, “an paid for the order with his credit card.”
The restaurant’s 25-inch triple Hawaiian with extra Monterey Jack slivers comes in at a very reasonable $18.99.