Climate Change Blamed As Bill Clinton Has Alzheimers Rumor

by on 03/07/16 at 4:51 pm

At first, staffers thought Bill was getting more forgetful and just plain forgetting to put on his trousders. But later they realiozed he was going out in public and trolling for interns.

At first, staffers thought Bill was getting more forgetful and just plain forgetting to put on his trousers. But later they realized he was going out in public and trolling for interns.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)

“She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

The revelation follows weeks of torrid speculation that former US President Bill Clinton has early-onset Alzheimer’s ‘brought on by climate change’ – and accelerated by an ObamaCare-sponsored vegan diet of geriatrically-modified kelp. (Disgusting! -‘Ed’)

Last week US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was horrified to see Bill caught gaping-mouthed on camera, rocking from side to side, laughing wildly and applauding her latest speech during some decidedly inappropriate moments.

Then, at fun raiser in Milwaukee, the old roué sank comatose into his front row podium seat and began snoring loudly – despite a series of stimulating kicks from Hillary’s stilettos.

Campaign staffers said he was still twitching and dribbling uncontrollably when men in white coats arrived to spirit him away to the local psych ward where a bed has been reserved since last Fall.

“No way will Hillary ever quit the White House race to nurse the old bastard,” a Democrat source told reporters covering the story before explaining the official stratagem that will see Bill gradually fade away into the background.

“We’re working on a scenario where President Hillary eventually annnounces to the nation her tragic sacrifice,” the deep throat continued, “of having to live a long and celibate life in the White House …..while a maximum security nursing home ministers to her ailing spouse with hourly shots of largactil.”

Al Gore is still covered in crabs.



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