by Philbert of Macadamia on 06/07/16 at 7:38 am
Rome NY: (satireworld.com)
Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch has indicted Dr. Galileo Galilei VI for being a politically incorrect heretic because of his published scholarly papers that scientifically show that man-made global warming/climate change is a hoax. A hearing of oral arguments will be held in Washington DC before the US Supreme Court in Mid-October 2016. Meanwhile, Dr. Galileo Galilei VI will remain under house arrest at home on Pisa Street, until his defense lawyer successfully obtains an injunction.
Galileo Galilei was an Italian astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, and mathematician who played a major role in the scientific revolution of the seventeenth century. Galileo championed a heliocentric model (placed the Sun rather than the Earth at the center of the universe) was controversial during his lifetime, when most scientists subscribed to an egocentric model (placed the Earth rather than the Sun at the center of the universe). Galileo was tried by the Inquisition, found “vehemently suspect of heresy” and forced to recant his factual findings.
In the 18th Century the Galilei’s emigrated to the US where the family continued the tradition of scientific studies based on factual data not theology. Dr. Galileo Galilei VI is a direct descendent of Galileo Galilei. Dr. Galileo Galilei VI has PHDs from MIT in engineering, physics, astronomy, oceanography and climatology.
A modern day liberal ideology, Inquisition Panel has been formed by the government’s chief prosecutor, Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch, consisting of: Democratic President Barack Obama, Presumptive Democratic Presidential Candidate Queen Hillary Clinton and former Democratic Vice President Al Gore. President Obama is famous for “you can keep your health insurance if you like it;” Queen Hillary the Liar has been declared un-prosecutable by Obama’s FBI for releasing TOP SECRET emails; and certifiable VP Gore has been inconveniently annoying people for 15 years, claiming that the Himalayas have melted!
Dr. Galileo Galilei VI is to be defended before the high court by his team of: Clarence Darrow II Esq., a prominent attorney at law: Dr. Albert Einstein II, a world renowned nuclear physicist; Sir Isaac Newton III, a mathematical genius; and Mademoiselle Marie Curie, a distinguished physicist, chemist and climatologist.
The October 2016 date for the oral arguments before the Supreme Court was chosen to avoid any Washington DC snowstorms; occur prior to the 2016 presidential elections; Associate Justice Clarence Thomas will still be on the court till after the elections and avoid having only seven justices available. Filling two vacancies on the court will be left to the incoming president, possibly Republican Donald Trump!