Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

by on 12/07/16 at 7:38 pm

Meanwhile, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un relaxed doing his favorite past time...Pug riding!

Meanwhile, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un relaxed while doing his favorite past time…Pug riding rodeo!

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the US Senate would approve extending New START after the disastrous Iran Nuclear agreement and Russia’s violations of the New START and previous nuclear arms limitation treaties.

President Obama and Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin happened to meet on the US president’s return trip from the European NATO Summit held in Warsaw Poland. Air Force One landed to refuel at an airport in Eurasian Azerbaijan. President Putin’s private jet had made an emergency landing because of a faulty landing gear indicator warning!

The two presidents, US Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov were surprised to see each other. All four diplomats talked for 20 minutes, shared a few rounds of Miller Lite and some Blini (Russian Pancakes). Then they all left.

President Obama subsequently notified Congress by secure email that he and President Putin had decided to eliminate both countries’ stockpiles of small tactical nuclear weapons by testing them above ground. A list of receiving countries included; North Korea, ISIS controlled parts of Syria and Iraq, Hezbollah controlled Southern Lebanon, Iran, Afghanistan and other Islamic terrorist states. Other small terrorist infested places were ignored because of too much collateral damage.

The Peoples Republic of China ambassador to the US immediately called President Obama to approve of his email message (hacked). Also seismologists at the National Earthquake Information Center (NEIC) located in Golden CO recorded a large tremor (someone jumping up and down) centered in Pyongyang NK!

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