The End Is In Sight….Obama Begins Packing Up Personal Items From The Oval Office

by on 17/07/16 at 3:22 pm

"Hey Joe...remember this one where you drew fangs and horns on John McCain's photo."

“Hey Joe…remember this one where you drew fangs and horns on John McCain’s photo.”

Steve has loaded up many previous White House inhabitants over the years and has plenty of stories to tell.

Steve has loaded up many previous White House inhabitants over the years and has plenty of stories to tell.


The White House – (satireworld.com)

With the recent Democratic loss for renewed ownership of the White House now in the past, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date is fast approaching.
Empty moving boxes first started to arrive today as the First Family made plans to exit the White House next January under the cover of darkness and will head back to Hawaii where they’ll become residents again but this it be for a really long vacation.

Vice President Joe Biden has been helping prepare the Oval Office memorabilia and Presidential papers for pick-up by Steve’s Moving Service who has been moving past president’s personal items for 85 years. Steve Montrose, age 110, has his two sons Elmer and Gomer help him now as those heavy boxes of paper files are becoming difficult for Steve to move at his advancing age, but he still loves the excitement of seeing a First Family head for greener pastures.

“When we moved that there Carter feller, he was a pretty sore loser and he threw stuff all around and was mad as a wet hen,” says Steve as he recalled some of the more memorable moves.

“Now that Clinton bunch really took it hard. Cussing and moaning as he packed up his shit. Had one box filled with weird sex toys too and a whole bunch of them really stinky cigars that he made us promise not to tell his wife about! Why they even took all the ‘W’ keys off the keyboards just to rile that feller GW Bush.”

Archival specialists from the Smithsonian Institute promised to be on hand during the move so a repetition of the last controversial move-out by a Democrat occupant wouldn’t happen again when one-of-a-kind White House table settings, artwork, and Presidential Seal embroidered towels mysteriously went unaccounted for in January, 2000.

The U-Haul Corporation has promised Steve the use of a free moving truck for as far as the California coast. The GOP Election Committee promised a free raft, map, compass, and oars for the First Family’s exclusive use from the California coastline to their Hawaiian destination.



3 Responses to “The End Is In Sight….Obama Begins Packing Up Personal Items From The Oval Office”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 19th, 2016

    Where did the comments go?

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Jul 20th, 2016

    Something’s brought down my internet provider today, UK outage followed.

    Hope no rogue basement server channeling Hillary’s greatest sextings has infiltrating the net….

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