EPA and BLM Sue “God”

by on 30/07/16 at 8:14 am

Jesse Jackson supplied the God photo for the Obama government.

Jesse Jackson supplied the God photo for the Obama government.

FROM THE 'NOT-SO-SMART DEPARTMENT Chicago's Jiggaboo Jones was ready to donate thinking the government's 'BLM' meant BlackLivesMatter

FROM THE ‘NOT-SO-SMART DEPARTMENT
Chicago’s Jiggaboo Jones was ready to donate five dollars thinking the government’s ‘BLM’ meant BlackLivesMatter

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The US has suffered natural disasters such as tornadoes, hurricanes, brush fires, forest fires, floods and earthquakes. Some insurance companies refer to these events as acts of “God” in order to avoid damage payments to their customers when such an event happens. Others increase premiums to cover such acts of “God!”

Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) have instituted a lawsuit accusing “God” of messing with the Earth and causing global warming. A subpoena has been issued by Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch to “God” or His or Her lawyers to be present at a hearing before the Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia next Wednesday.

So far there has been no response from God,” e.g. signs, trumpets, Angels or lightning bolts. AG lynch says she will ask the Chief Justice of the Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia to issue a bench warrant if “God” does not show up and fine “God” $37,000 per day.

Various US interfaith and religious organizations have provided top defense lawyers, pro bono, to defend “God” against the EPA and BLM charges to be presented by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) to the court.

Atheist organizations have objected to this frivolous lawsuit by the Obama administration, as they would find themselves in a conundrum by having to choose sides in the dispute with “God” over His or Her actions. Whichever side the Atheists file a brief for acknowledges the existence of “God!”



One Response to “EPA and BLM Sue “God””

  1. Bargis

    Jul 30th, 2016

    When Democrats sneeze do friends say ‘bless you’?

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