CDC Declares a Food Poisoning Alert Across the USA

by on 14/08/16 at 6:30 pm

Philadelphia workers attempt to remove what's being called....'The World's Biggest B-S Turd'

Philadelphia workers attempt to remove what’s being called….’The World’s Biggest B-S Turd’ from the parking lot of the recent Democratic National Convention.

Bloomie gets right to work supporting his DNC friends.

Bloomie gets right to work supporting his DNC friends.

Atlanta GA – (satireworld.com)

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has alerted all 50 states and various US territories to the onset of a pandemic of food poisoning. The epidemic has reached crisis proportions, affecting at least 100 million people in the last eight years.

Commencing with President Lyndon Johnson, 50 years ago, “Liberal Crap” has been force fed to the American public (men women, children and babies too) by the Democratic Party. The election of President Barack Obama accelerated the crisis in all sectors of the US population, including college students. The prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency would probably spread the malady to 95% of the US population. CDC warns that even Republicans (RHINOs) are not immune to the devastating social paralysis caused by “Liberal Crap!”

According to the CDC symptoms of absorbing through the skin or ingesting “Liberal Crap” by mouth include: constipation, diarrhea (or both), extensive ejaculation in the Oval Office, ego/narcissism, pathological lying, political correctness, political corruption, seeing red lines, and a desire to wantonly tax and spend the American people’s hard earned money! President Barack Obama, former President Bill Clinton, Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch and Democratic politicians have all exhibited some symptoms. Additional abnormal behavior includes allowing masses of unchecked illegal immigrants into the USA, ignoring ISIS brutal killings of Christians and other non-Muslim minorities and condoning inner city riots. Democrats in Congress are actually walking “Liberal Crap” cases!

The CDC further advises not to eat, drink or read anything touched by the Democratic Party or its politicians. There are early reports of illegal immigrants claiming the water tastes better in the countries where they originally came from. They have been advised by US taxpayers that they can always leave!

The ACLU on behalf of illegal immigrants and freeloaders, and #BLM on behalf of inner-city thugs and criminals are suing the federal government and President Barack Obama, former President Bill Clinton, Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch for civil rights violations.

The Democratic Party is considering changing its name to the Democrud Party and adopting a dead mule standing next to a pile of natural organic fertilizer as its new political symbol!



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