Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

by on 18/08/16 at 5:21 am

A recent photo is proof of Hillary's illness as she spoke with reporters after climbing a flight of stairs in Erie, Pennsylvania

A recent photo is proof of Hillary’s illness as she spoke with reporters after climbing a flight of stairs in Erie, Pennsylvania

According to Trump, Hillary injured her back trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100  vibrator back in 2014 while on a trip to Berlin with aide Huma.

According to Trump, Hillary injured her back trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100 vibrator back in 2014 while on a trip to Berlin with aide Huma.

In 2010, Hillary used a government-issued plutonium powered vibrator (referred to in GSA manuals as the 'Doomsday Vibrator') in her New York home causing damage to the building's brickwork. City building officials warned the ex-First Lady that  using the device might further weaken the structure.

In 2010, Hillary used a government issued plutonium powered vibrator (referred to in GSA manuals as the ‘Doomsday Vibrator’) in her New York home causing damage to the building’s brickwork. City building officials warned the ex-First Lady that continued use of the nuclear-powered device might further weaken the structure.

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com)

At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud good judgement required in a national emergency.

In a half hour speech Trump scored heavy hits against the ex-Secretary of State where he criticized her stamina and health in running for the most demanding job in the world….”Let’s face it folks….Hillary is low energy. Yes, low energy. In fact, her injuries are getting in the way of her own Presidential run! She takes 3 and 4 day mini-vacations so she can rest her injured back! Pops pills like a junkie. C’mon! She’s had it folks. Had it.”

Calls for Clinton to release her health records reached a fever pitch on social media as thousands expressed their concerns over a possible debilitated candidate winning the 2016 general election.

Several weeks ago Donald Trump hinted to the press about Hillary’s health and particularly her back problems once photos were released of her required need for supportive back pillows on all seating. Photos surfaced this week showing various propping postures from Clinton’s various interviews.

At that time Trump claimed she injured her back in 2014 trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100 vibrator which according to the company’s website is a portable model weighing almost 300 pounds and is capable of settling 30,000 psi concrete if used in the construction industry. The company’s sexual pleasure model comes with an optional pink latex cover and is machine washable. Another option is the key start feature that wasn’t available in 2014 when the 1100 model premiered.

In 2010 a similar discussion was swirling in the press when neighbors of Hillary close to her upscale Westchester County New York home complained of mini-earthquakes on days that Hillary was back at her residence between State Department trips.

According to long time resident and friend, Clinton gardener Rufus Henry, “Hillary was using a government supplied plutonium powered vibrator for awhile. That is, until her brick walls on her home started showing cracks and structural problems. I think she stopped when the building department warned her of future structural problems if she continued. I think sometime after she purchased a gas model.”

Rufus added that her use of the different devices was nothing new, and over the years he would sometimes bring his kids over to the home’s sun room because they got a big kick out of watching Hillary ‘shake like a rag doll.’

According to Henry, Hillary has been seeing a Witch doctor on a regular basis, but didn’t know her name.



One Response to “Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 20th, 2016

    Westchester county NY lost power for a week because of a short circuit!

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