by Philbert of Macadamia on 06/09/16 at 10:23 pm
Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com)
The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the invitation.
The International Liars Club membership eagerly looked forward to Mrs. Clinton to speak about her inherent pathological lying abilities. Hillary’s lies to the Benghazi Libya House Investigating Panel about the Islamic terrorist attack that killed the US Ambassador and four other Americans that she blamed on an anti-Islamic video. Hillary’s lies to the FBI Director about 30,000 missing emails sent from an illegal home server (many classified TOP SECRET) and later miraculously found. Hillary’s lies about not accepting donations from foreign governments to the Bill and Hillary Clinton Foundation for favors, while she was Obama’s SOS.
The International Liars Club Governing Board was also going to award Mrs. Clinton with the Club’s lifetime lying achievement award, in lieu of an outrageous speaking fee or donation to the Bill and Hillary Clinton Foundation. All 17,500 seats in the Hollywood Bowl and standing room only were packed. Other invited speakers to follow Mrs. Clinton included North Korean Dictator Kin Jong Un, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. (A small donation to the Clinton Foundation assured these leaders Diplomatic Passports and Visas issued by Obama’s current SOS.)
Long time Clinton aide Huma Abedin walked out on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl at precisely 6:00 PM PDT. The Hollywood crowd expected her to majestically introduce Hillary Clinton to the gathered Democratic celebrities. But all she said was that “Hillary lied again” and walked off the stage!