Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities Contacts Former President Clinton

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...of particular interest was the Acme E mail Scrubbing Machine circa 1994.

…of particular interest was the Acme Classified Email Scrubbing Machine circa 1994.

Another item missing from the inventory is the so-called 'Hillary Practice Kissing Apparatus'

Another item missing from the inventory is the so-called ‘Hillary Practice Kissing Apparatus’

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org
From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq.
Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts
Date: September 7, 2016

Former President Clinton:

Mr. President I represent the Smithsonian Institution Department of US Historical Antiquities (SIDUSHA) and we are in the process of trying to bring our collection of presidential memorabilia up to date for the History of Presidents Display.

SIDUSHA is aiming for January 20, 2017 when the 45th President of the United States will be inaugurated. For example SIDUSHA has George Washington’s false teeth and Abraham Lincoln’s stove pipe hat.

It has come to our attention at SIDUSHA that a critical item from your administration (1993 to 2001) is missing. For example we have photos of you in the Oval Office, First Lady Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinski, but her blue dress seems to be missing. The Clinton Presidential Center, the home to the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum, has indicated it does not have this artifact either.

Any help you can provide in this area will be greatly appreciated towards maintaining your presidential legacy.

Respectfully,
Mr. Harry Dickson Esq.
Smithsonian Institution
SIDUSHA@Artifacts.gov



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