by Optic Nerve on 11/09/16 at 5:57 am
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.
CBS affiliate WWTF reports the has sent out a news release to address what amounted to “scores of incident reports” and two related phone calls of nightmarish clowns near the Capitol and White House.
In one incident, a cleaning woman told police her son reported seeing Democrat Clowns in the woods “whispering and making strange noises,” the news station reports. The youngster also told his mom the weirdly dressed clowns were dancing with strobe lights and holding up Hillary for President signs, WWTF reports.
The mother’s older son claimed he’d also heard recorded laugh tracks and banging on the front door of their home on Aug. 20, the station reports.
But it wasn’t just voters who were freaked out.
Another woman reportedly told police she saw a frumpy-looking clown with ‘ fat cankales’ and a “blinking nose” wearing a paisley pants suit lurking under a lamp post in the wee hours of the morning by the Washington Metro Station.
The creepiness was making voter’s skin crawl.