by Bargis Tryhol on 15/09/16 at 8:44 am
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.
“I’ll even have her favorite beverages and peanuts on board,” promises Trump who smiled broadly as the crowd cheered him on. Trump has increased his polling lead over Clinton due to the public’ perception that Clinton’s dishonesty about her health woes mirrors her suspicious defense of her email scandal.
The Air Force is putting the finishing touches on the new presidential plane with state-of-the-art electronics and communications. The White House is scheduled to receive the jet sometime in 2017.
Donald Trump hopes the return flight for Hillary will be a memorable one. He also plans to staff the jet with extra-attractive stewardesses to keep husband Bill entertained so he doesn’t get to fidgety on the last free taxpayer funded trip for the Clinton’s.