Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane

by on 15/09/16 at 8:44 am

Still in service...Air Force One is set to be retired to the National Air and Space Museum in 2018.

Still in service…Air Force One is set to be retired to the National Air and Space Museum in 2018.

The new Air Force One can also double as an unmanned drone and trick adversaries.

The new Air Force One can also double as an unmanned drone and trick adversaries.

Trump says one possible Air Force One ride scenario is to get Hillary a little tipsy and then scare the hell out of her as the planes passes over her New York house.

Trump says one possible Air Force One ride scenario is to get Hillary a little tipsy and then scare the hell out of her as the planes passes over her New York house.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

“I’ll even have her favorite beverages and peanuts on board,” promises Trump who smiled broadly as the crowd cheered him on. Trump has increased his polling lead over Clinton due to the public’ perception that Clinton’s dishonesty about her health woes mirrors her suspicious defense of her email scandal.

The Air Force is putting the finishing touches on the new presidential plane with state-of-the-art electronics and communications. The White House is scheduled to receive the jet sometime in 2017.

Donald Trump hopes the return flight for Hillary will be a memorable one. He also plans to staff the jet with extra-attractive stewardesses to keep husband Bill entertained so he doesn’t get to fidgety on the last free taxpayer funded trip for the Clinton’s.



2 Responses to “Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 15th, 2016

    Bargis at his best!

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