by Philbert of Macadamia on 20/10/16 at 5:33 pm
Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com)
There has been a compilation of evidence that indicates Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar, who has lied to Congressional Committees and the American people. The most flagrant lies are about the Benghazi Libya Islamic terrorist attack and cover-up, and sending classified TOP SECRET emails over a non-secured home server. President Obama’s Democratic administration [FBI and Department of Justice (DOJ)] and the main stream media have been corrupted, as to not even suggest prosecuting Hillary.
Many Washington DC pundits subscribe to the theory that when Hillary’s mouth is moving, she is lying! Other political outsiders believe a permanent Polygraph Machine (lie detector) be implanted in all Hillary’s pantsuits, emitting a very loud ear shattering klaxon horn sound when she lies. A third group has suggested that the lying is the result of all the medications/drugs and alcohol Hillary is taking for the publicly observed, but unknown malady she is suffering from. One day Hillary is being carried up a flight of front steps to her home by two huge Secret Service Detail agents and a few days later she is romping around on a presidential debate stage like a chicken.
The Satireworld (SW) science writer Rhoda Dendron initially thought that a second Hillary may have been cloned by the Democrat Party for political purposes. But Rhoda has since dismissed this notion, which was published in a North Korean biotech journal about cloning human body doubles for their top leadership. However, the SW international relations writer Vlad Pastramicu, who originally grew up in Romania, remembered a circus bare back riding juggler that resembled Hillary Clinton.
Rhoda and Vlad approached SW Editor Bargis with the idea that Hillary Rodham, who has two brothers, may have a younger sister who ran away with a Romanian Circus that was touring Illinois when Hillary was a teen. Sister X may have been found by the Democrats, being the person seen on TV debating Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The real Hillary is recuperating incognito in a hidden location, possibly the White House Lincoln Bedroom.
A time sensitive plan was formulated whereby Vlad will pretend he is a visiting Romanian journalist doing a story on Hillary and other women in American politics. He will go to the US Department of State to acquire some DNA samples from Hillary’s old office. Possibly also a blood sample! SW’s blonde fashion writer Phoebe will be enlisted as an intern cook in the Clinton household for the next 21 days, to also gather Hillary’s DNA samples. She has strict orders from Bargis to avoid Bill. SW history writer Philbert is already undercover as a political observer at the various Hillary Trump presidential (and vice president) debates. Phil will be redirected to get a DNA/blood sample at the third and final presidential debate in Las Vegas NV. It may mean blowing Phil’s cover by poking Hillary (or Sister X) in the butt sometime during the debate, but he is up to it.
Bargis has lined up Dr. Polly Nomial at her DNA laboratory located in the Trump International Hotel in Washington DC to analyze the amassed Hillary and/or Sister X samples prior to the upcoming presidential election. A complete toxicology screening for all suspect substances; a DNA comparison and matching; a genome mapping to see if the pathological liar trait is inherent; and genetic marker disease identification will be run. Thus, “Hillary is the one” can be fully resolved!
Standby for the next 20 days, more as we get it!