Spooky How Trump Hires Cousin Joe To Raise Deportation Posse

by on 13/11/16 at 4:25 pm

THE MOST FAMOUS SHERIFF IN AMERICA..... Sheriff Joe became popular when he cut his inmate's food  costs by serving a $.15 cent McDonalds hamburger (1) and re-cycled prison water.

THE MOST FAMOUS SHERIFF IN AMERICA…..
Sheriff Joe became popular when he cut his inmate’s food costs by serving a $.15 cent McDonalds hamburger (1) and re-cycled prison water.

Sheriff Joe also offered a prison cell for Hillary. He did make one consession and did promise to allow her a Big Mac with cheese.

Sheriff Joe also offered a prison cell for Hillary. He did make one consession and did promise to allow her a Big Mac with cheese.


Maricopa County, Arizona – (SatireWorld.com)

“First thing we gonna do is deport Barack Obama back home to Jamaica,” Maricopa County’s recently deposed sheriff Joe Arpaio said today amid news of his latest appointment as President Trump’s Homeland Insecurity enforcer. As foretold by some guy called Nostradamus in the year 1289.

Arpaio, 84, who lost his seventh-time Sheriff’s Office bid last Tuesday, has been charged with booting out three million of the country’s illegals on account of expertise in mass cattle-prodding of badass undesirables. And a reputation as a sharp-shootin’ lawman with a very big gun.

In a conference call with SatireWorld reporters Arpaio confirmed Obama’s one-way ticket to a Montego Bay ‘sanatorium’ was top of the list on his to-do pile.

“The Jamaican correctional facility was built for the criminally insane,” Arpaio confided.

“Mostly big mouthed mud-slinging crack cocaine aficionados and so-called Harvard law professors who faked their CVs via internet fraud.”



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