by Oleg Penkovsky on 13/11/16 at 4:25 pm
Maricopa County, Arizona – (SatireWorld.com)
“First thing we gonna do is deport Barack Obama back home to Jamaica,” Maricopa County’s recently deposed sheriff Joe Arpaio said today amid news of his latest appointment as President Trump’s Homeland Insecurity enforcer. As foretold by some guy called Nostradamus in the year 1289.
Arpaio, 84, who lost his seventh-time Sheriff’s Office bid last Tuesday, has been charged with booting out three million of the country’s illegals on account of expertise in mass cattle-prodding of badass undesirables. And a reputation as a sharp-shootin’ lawman with a very big gun.
In a conference call with SatireWorld reporters Arpaio confirmed Obama’s one-way ticket to a Montego Bay ‘sanatorium’ was top of the list on his to-do pile.
“The Jamaican correctional facility was built for the criminally insane,” Arpaio confided.
“Mostly big mouthed mud-slinging crack cocaine aficionados and so-called Harvard law professors who faked their CVs via internet fraud.”