Free College Education and Jobs is the Latest Liberal Mantra

by on 23/06/17 at 11:53 am

Democrat Les Withers from Baltimore believes that the key to better education is paying union teachers bigger salaries and raising the taxes on the rich.

Democrat Les Withers from Baltimore believes that the key to better education is paying union teachers bigger salaries and raising the taxes on the rich.


Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

After their routing in the 2016 Presidential, Congressional and State wide elections progressive Democrats needed to find other ways to spend taxpayers hard earned dollars.

The Democrat’s latest brain belch is to call for free (no cost) public education at all publicly funded state and city institutions of higher learning. Sounds like a great idea to increase the USA’s talent base, doesn’t it?

The few times in past years where free college tuition programs were tried turned into a total disaster, as there was no entrance testing requirements, which was considered discriminatory. Many high school graduates couldn’t read or write or had no academic knowledge/skills. So remedial course band-aids were applied at the college level. Additionally, trade and vocational school education is bypassed in favor of obtaining a college degree in esoteric subjects, regardless of available job opportunities.

Currently some colleges/universities are allowing incoming History Majors to skip American History classes! What next, entering Engineering, Physics and Math majors only need to look at the pictures of equations in Calculus books and of Sir Isaac Newton? Bachelor, oops and Bachelorette degrees are awarded for: Professional Nanny, Popular-Culture Studies, Puppetry, Canadian Studies, Auctioneering, Astrology, Sexual Studies, the Beatles, Bagpiping and Growing Marijuana etal.

The enumerated college degrees beg the questions “How will you make a living?” Is there a shortage of Bagpipers in the USA? The answer is to try to match the various majors with plentiful but dangerous jobs (some are high paying) that go unfilled everyday in the USA. Some examples: Logging workers; Fishermen and related fishing workers; Aircraft pilots and flight engineers; Roofers; Farmers, ranchers, and agricultural managers; Structural iron and steel workers (can’t be afraid of heights); Driver/sales workers and truck drivers (except self-driving vehicles); Electrical power line installers and repairers; and Taxi drivers and chauffeurs.

Many of these college graduates will eventually be placed on the Darwin Awards list. This list recognizes individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via their own actions. Otherwise, for a safer job while living at home in mama’s basement (safe space), McDonald’s is hiring. Oops, forgot that the self service robotic kiosks are coming to fast food restaurants!



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