Bader Ginsburg Banana Shot Scuppers Pool Sharks’ Hate Mail Scam

by on 29/06/17 at 8:53 am

Justice Ginsberg caused a stir when she wore a very nontraditional hat along with her robe to the October 1st opening of the Court.

Justice Ginsberg caused a stir when she wore a very nontraditional hat along with her robe to the October 1st opening of the Court.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has ‘sure slipped a mean one’ right past the Trump Camp’s nose in a 9-Ball recluse refusal, the Associated Mess is reporting tonight.

The eminent SCOTUS veteran is being harangued by 58 whingeing House Republicans to recluse herself from October’s Muslim travel ban hearing – on account of her stalwart No-Trump-Bull stand.

Signed with the GOP hustlers’ heavy spidery signatures the creepy correspondence was immediately seized by the Justice Department’s forensic graphology division for expert analysis of any poison pen crimes.

“Normally we put hate mail right next to our bathroom tissue dispensers,” a SCOTUS clerk explained, “except in cases of suspected ARSEnic in the correspondence ink.”

Newby Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch is 104.



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