Joe Arpaio Is Trump Pick For Mexico Wall Warden

by on 17/07/17 at 8:48 am

Sheriff Joe promises to erect more signs along the new border wall both in English and Spanish.

Sheriff Joe promises to erect more signs along the new border wall both in English and Spanish.

Fountain Hills, Arizona -(satireworld.com)

The ex-Maricopa County sheriff is reported to be first in line for the $500,000 per annum position of keeping Mexicans out of the USA. At 85-years old the Fountain Hills maverick veteran lawman is also bookies’ 5/4 favorite for the controversial Trump Mexican border wall enforcement appointment due to a slew of some pretty impressive CV credentials.

These include an encyclopedic knowledge of Mexican weed strains, a photographic memory of virtually all known South American drug lords and complete fluency in the Mexican language. A working knowledge of the Spanish tongue may also be part of the repertoire.

Commenting on Arpaio’s upcoming Congressional Committee appointment hearing a Maricopa County careers adviser told SatireWorld reporters that the job comes with a splendid grace-and-favor residence overlooking the proposed border wall – complete with a juicy range of home defense gadgets. These include rooftop grenade launchers, M2-2 flamethrowers and the latest generation of Tomahawk Land Attack subsonic cruise missiles.

The five year term could be ideal for the former Federal Narcotics Bureau special agent who lost his 2016 sheriff re-election bid over alleged, uh, unfavorable racial profiling discrepancies.

Mexico’s President Enrique Peña Nieto is 69.



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