Virtual Reality eSEX the Latest in Internet Technology

by on 23/07/17 at 9:00 am

Media Maven Arrianna Huffington claims eSex is just a passing fad and real news like hers always tittilates her readers.

Media Maven Arrianna Huffington claims eSex is just a passing fad and real news like hers always tittilates her readers.

According to Sex Watch, the most downloaded porno images are from the 2016 election.

According to Sex Watch, the most downloaded porno images are from the 2016 election.

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Playboy Magazine has announced that the monthly publication (with the titillating centerfolds and intellectual articles) is bringing back pictures of nude women after a short hiatus. Once again marketing managers have proven the old adage “Sex Sells” is still true.

However, the bigger (still unannounced) news this week is that personal computer technology, via a SEXbox or a Oui-Oui device, associated with a virtual reality headset device allows adults to participate in Heterosexual, Homosexual or any sex fetish they desire! It is even technically possible to adapt these eSEX units for reading Playboy Magazine!

Brick and mortar stores and theaters are being replaced by eCommerce, eSales and eEntertainment (movies, opera, sports etc), respectively. Why not enjoy eSEX in the privacy of your own home? Parental controls and electronic safeguards can keep adolescents under 18 years of age from activating eSEX units.

Law enforcement officials anticipate that prostitution and various related crime will be reduced as eSEX will keep adults off the streets and out of bars. Public health officials also hope a drop in sexually transmitted diseases (STD) will occur. Some Blue State liberal politicians are already proposing unemployment benefits for out of work pimps and prostitutes, plus additional taxes!

Applications for vendor licenses for entire movie theater setups to be configured with SEXboxes or Oui-Oui devices have been submitted by entrepreneurs in many US cities and abroad due to the global reach of the Internet.

There have been some objections raised by a few city and state officials that use of wireless eSEX units on buses, subway-trains, airplanes or while driving could be a safety hazard. Use of eSEX units in certain situations could be prohibited or treated as a “distracted driving” offense (like alcohol, texting).

As the popularity of eSEX grows the US Supreme Court may have to decide on cases that involve whether: 1) eSEX units constitute “the distribution of on-line Pornography” and 2) is virtual reality eSEX between two consenting adults considered to be Adultery!



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