Aide’s Computer Adds To Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Tijuana Donkey Porno Fear

by on 04/08/17 at 1:29 pm

Once again in the hot seat! This time about Tijuana Donkey Sex accusations.

Once again in the hot seat! This time about Tijuana Donkey Sex accusations.

Pedro the Tijuana Donkey said in his memoirs that Wasserman-Schultz smelled like a stale deli pickle and had hairy armpits.

Pedro the Tijuana Donkey said in his 1991 memoirs that Wasserman-Schultz smelled like a stale deli pickle and had very hairy armpits.

Several ex-staffers held on to the Donkey Show souvenir tee shirts they received in lieu of a Christmas bonus from the notoriously cheap Florida Congresswoman.

Several ex-staffers held on to the cheap Donkey Show souvenir tee shirts they received in lieu of a Christmas bonus from the notoriously cheap Florida Congresswoman.

Miami,Fl – (satireworld.com)

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz never actually saw the computer she fought to block the Capitol Police from examining as evidence in a criminal case against her IT aide by saying it was hers, she told SatireWorld reporters Thursday.

She threatened “consequences” on May 18 for the chief of the Capitol Police unless the laptop was returned — despite police contending it was needed to help determine whether a staffer may have violated the House’s cybersecurity.

According to leaks within the congresswoman’s office, there are fears of possible ‘bombshell revelations’ being thrown at Wasserman-Schultz concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as a US Florida Congresswoman and the DNC head back in 2016. According to the same sources the Congresswoman’s IT person had hundreds of x-rated files relating to trips made by the Congresswoman, but neglected to destroy before being apprehended at the capitol airport in an attempt to flee back to Pakistan.

Sources are claiming the proof is in the thousands of personal emails, tacky souvenirs brought back for staffers, and the medical treatment she received at Walter Reed Hospital for a severe flea infestation and ‘diaper rash’ like symptoms she received while in Mexico.

Reportedly, on the ex-aide’s computer are emails where she talks about plane schedules, unmarked transportation, and which types of ‘donkey treats’ she needed to bring along with her while visiting the notorious pleasure town just across the US southern border in Mexico.

This revelation coincides with a passage from her 2004 auto-biography ‘Fun On The Taxpayer’s Dime,’ in which she recalls numerous sorority trips to Mexico during her time in college and at least a dozen trips to the famous Tijuana Donkey Show.

Close associates say it was at a gay midget sex show in Juarez sometime in 1979 that Wasserman-Schultz startled friends and bragged about joining the Florida Democrat Party much to the dismay of her colleagues.



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