Chelsea Clinton’s New Children’s Book: “Heather Has Two Harvey’s”

by on 12/10/17 at 8:30 am

Chelsea  Clinton acknowledges Harvey Weinstein at a late night dinner with hand signing her invitation for some late-night fun.

Chelsea Clinton acknowledges Harvey Weinstein at a late night dinner with hand signing her invitation for some late-night fun.

............Meanwhile,down the hall Daddy Clinton interviews a couple of interns for the Clinton Foundation.

…………Meanwhile,down the hall Daddy Clinton interviews a couple of interns for the Clinton Foundation.

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com)

Chelsea Clinton has been working feverishly to finish her latest children’s book, and her mother, Hillary, has already written the foreward. The book will be published by Weinstein Books, Inc. and is titled “Heather Has Two Harvey’s.”

Chelsea said the book was a labor of love. “Being a Clinton and a Democrat, I place no limits on what can make up a family. So I wanted to teach young children that even if you have two sexual predators for parents, that’s OK. Unfortunately, I only had one parent who was a sexual predator. My mom settled for being an enabler instead.”

Clinton said she feels bad that Harvey Weinstein got caught for sexually assaulting numerous women for decades because, as she put it, “He gives us money.”

Her famous mother, Hillary Clinton, was proud to write the foreward to Chelsea’s latest literary gem. “When she asked me to write the foreward, my first thought was ‘Should I do it now, or wait days and days like I did to comment on Harvey’s scandal…..or Benghazi?’

“And you know, I just have to say, as the world’s leading champion for women and women’s rights, it’s a shame these women Harvey forced himself on couldn’t take one for the team. They need to understand that it’s only sexual harassment if a REPUBLICAN man does it. Stupid bimbos.”

Chelsea says the book will hit shelves by the end of this month and that all sales will go to an obscure charity called The Clinton Foundation.



4 Responses to “Chelsea Clinton’s New Children’s Book: “Heather Has Two Harvey’s””

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Oct 12th, 2017

    That Clitoris Foundation is fucked.

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 12th, 2017

    “Drain the Swamp” includes pumping the Clinton cesspool!

  3. Bargis

    Oct 13th, 2017

    Can you imagine what floats around in a Clinton cesspool????

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