Maxine Waters: “White Republican House Members Asked Me To Put On A Bikini”

by on 20/11/17 at 2:45 pm

...Never truer words ever spoken when it comes to describing Maxine Waters.

…Never truer words ever spoken when it comes to describing Maxine Waters.

Capitol Hill – (satireworld.com)

Flustered and grim, Representative Maxine Waters took time out from her Impeach Donald Trump hearing to make new sexual charges against almost 280 Republican House of Representatives members who she says asked her to put on a bikini in violation of House Rules governing sexual harassment.

“It occurred immediately after my reading the Articles of Impeachment against Donald Trump on the House floor.” Claims Waters in a hastily prepared statement that lists each Republican by name ending with the oldest who’s near eighty years. old.

“I know they wanted to see my hoo-ha, but you have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool this old black pole cat! Besides, I haven’t worn a bikini in several years. After all, I still have my girlish figure and Lordy, at almost 75 years of age I still can turn some heads.”

Republican House leadership says Water’s statement is pretty much like anything else that comes out of her mouth like defending her actions of paying her daughter $750,000 from her petty cash postage account to fold mailers to be sent to voters in her district.



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