Trump Stumped In Failed US London Embassy Flip

by on 13/01/18 at 7:25 am

According to London legal sources, the 'Twins' who tried to sell the US embassy to Donald Trump have a very interesting day job.

According to London legal sources, the ‘Twins’ who tried to sell the US embassy to Donald Trump have a very interesting day job.

Rumors about the same 'Twins' trying to sell Barack Obama's boy hood home for  $3.5 million dollars sparked an inquiry by the Daily Mail in 2011.

Rumors about the same ‘Twins’ trying to sell Barack Obama’s boy hood home for $3.5 million dollars sparked an inquiry by the Daily Mail in 2011.

London – (SatireWorld.com)

A pair of conjoined parasitic twins very nearly sold America’s London embassy building to Donald Trump for One Measly Dollar according to Royal Courts of Justice papers filed today.

Depositions seen by SatireWorld reporters describe events of 2008 when the notorious Cuban-born fraudsters used aliases ‘Barack H Obama’ and ‘Eric H Holder’ to claim ownership of the superb Mayfair, Central London site.

“Of course they fucked up big-time,” Professor Einstein of London’s Fraudology Unit commented, “if the Brit cops are to be believed.”

Brokered ‘purely as a patriotic favour to our country’ by the Clinton Foundation’s real estate arm the transaction would have seen Trump the billion dollar property’s new owner.

But the philanthropic gesture collapsed at the first hurdle when land ownership papers were outed as a cheap forgery in a bankruptcy case involving Moscow’s beleaguered GazPogromBank.

“The flipping scam sure soured quickly,” Einstein added in this morning’s press briefing.

The ex-embassy building will now serve London as a massage parlour run by up-and-coming royal wannabe Ms Muggins Markle.

A price list of services is available here on request.



One Response to “Trump Stumped In Failed US London Embassy Flip”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Feb 9th, 2018

    Quote:

    “I don’t want to get into loyalty, but I will tell you that, I will say this: Holder protected President Obama. Totally protected him,” Mr. Trump said. He added: “When you look at the things that they did, and Holder protected the president. And I have great respect for that, I’ll be honest.”
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/us/politics/trump-interview-mueller-russia-china-north-korea.html?_r=1

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