Last Four Men NOT ACCUSED Of Sexual Harassment In US Come Forward

by on 26/01/18 at 3:57 pm

Hector Lopez says even thinking about sex makes him cry, a difficulty he claims he's had ever since his migrant harvester days when he hand picked onions in California.

Hector Lopez says even thinking about sex makes him cry, a difficulty he claims he’s had ever since his migrant harvester days when he hand picked onions in California.

Melvin Hawking, (Stephen's twin and similarly afflicted  brother), says sex is the absolute last thing on his mind though he occasionally gets a stiff middle finger.

Melvin Hawking, (Stephen’s twin and similarly afflicted brother), says sex is the absolute last thing on his mind
though he occasionally gets a stiff middle finger.

Kenny 'Mohammed' O'Reilly says the Prophet told him to save himself for those 72 Virgins.

Kenny ‘Mohammed’ O’Reilly says the Prophet told him to save himself for those 72 Virgins.

36 year old Howard Beeville says he's not sexually aggressive and that's why he's never been accused. Friends say the real story is that Howard couldn't get laid even if he had a fist full of twenties in Las Vegas!

36 year old Howard Beeville says he’s not sexually aggressive and that’s why he’s never been accused. Friends say the real story is that Howard couldn’t get laid even if he had a fist full of twenties in Las Vegas!

Holiday, New York -(satireworld.com)

The last four men not accused of sexual harassment in the US held a joint press conference for the eager media today in Holiday, NY a sleepy Catskill Mountain resort town of 75 winter-time residents.

During the time of flying accusations and hashtag #MeToo accusers, a search of arrest and complaint records showed the last four US males never accused of sexual improprieties against innocent women.

Two of the men have promised to appear on the TV show ‘Ellen’ the other two want to be on Jerry Springer along with their pets.

We’ll keep you posted!



2 Responses to “Last Four Men NOT ACCUSED Of Sexual Harassment In US Come Forward”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 26th, 2018

    Each of these persons had a picture of Rosie O’Donnell in their wallet!

  2. Bargis

    Jan 27th, 2018

    yuck!

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