Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Holiday Just For White Males

by on 11/02/18 at 2:25 pm

Senator Ash stunned legislators with his call for a White Male Holiday.

Senator Ash stunned legislators with his call for a White Male Holiday.

FILE--Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton, shows her support for such a holiday.

FILE–Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton, shows her support for such a holiday.

Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)

An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was not only a good idea, but a great idea that will be sure to catch on nationally.

It started when state Rep. Richard Miranda, a Democrat, said Arizona should have a day to celebrate Latino Americans Males, Phoenix CBS affiliate KPHO-TV reported. According to the station, Miranda’s suggestion touched off a tense debate, and that’s when Ash stepped in to try to relieve the tension with a moment of levity.

Dubbed The Prime Steak and Blowjob Day, Ash felt white American males were finally due this honor for all the abuse and hard work they’ve put in year after year.

“I’m supportive of this proposition…I just want them to assure me that when we do become in the minority you’ll have a day set aside for us,” Ash, a Republican, said. Ash reportedly has close ties to the Arizona Ranchers Association and owns a beef ranch in Temple.

His words achieved their desired effect and got a few laughs. But after his comments got out, he told KPHO he stood by them.

“I think that if and when the Caucasian population becomes a minority, they may want to celebrate the accomplishments and the contributions of the Caucasian population the same way others celebrate, but ours will be the most fun. Besides us white guys are sick of BBQs, ties, and wallet…We need something special” Ash said.

He told the station he thinks the state should acknowledge the accomplishments of great people, regardless of their ethnicity.

KPHO spoke with a few Arizonans to get their thoughts about Ash’s proposal: Reaction was mixed, with one person calling it a “crazy idea” but another saying it was a “good idea — Like they have Cinco de Mayo for Mexicans. We need something for whites and there’s nothing like a great Arizona raised beefsteak followed by a wonderful blowjob by a pretty lady afterwards.”

Mrs. Ash was not available for comment.



3 Responses to “Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Holiday Just For White Males”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 12th, 2018

    Sir Isaac Newton: All the colors of the rainbow, make up visible light (white light)!.

    With this in mind Cecil Ash is suing Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Coalition and various LGBTQ organizations (Rainbow Flag) for patent infringement on white people! The plaintiff is asking for $ trillion in damages!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 12th, 2018

    Sir Isaac Newton: All the colors of the rainbow, make up visible light (white light)!.

    With this in mind Cecil Ash is suing Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Coalition and various LGBTQ organizations (Rainbow Flag) for patent infringement on white people! The plaintiff is asking for $1 trillion in damages!

  3. Bargis

    Feb 12th, 2018

    ………PoM you can say that again!

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