DNC Requests Proposals for a Monument to Honor Obama’s Presidency

by on 26/02/18 at 11:24 am

Helicopters temporarily shield the Obama Presidential Monument located in Drippy Dick Arkansas.

Helicopters temporarily shield the Obama Presidential Monument located in Drippy Dick Arkansas.

Muslim praying are the subject for the Obama Monument. Locals refer to kit as the 'Kiss My Ass' National Park

Muslim praying are the subject for the Obama Monument. Locals refer to kit as the ‘Kiss My Ass’ National Park

The National Monument selection committee nixed an early entry as a replica of Obama's childhood birth place.

The National Monument selection committee nixed an early entry as a replica of Obama’s childhood birth place.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) chaired by Tom Perez has sent out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to all 50 states to bid on constructing a suitable monument to the 44th POTUS, Barack Obama. The selected monument must be “shovel ready!” This measure was necessary because the federal government has refused to add Mr. Obama to Mount Rushmore located in South Dakota.

A total of three proposals were received by the DNC from Iowa, Georgia and Alaska. These are states whose Electoral College votes (2016 election) went to Republican Donald Trump to be the 45th POTUS. A summary of the proposals is as follows:

  • Iowa: Iowa is a large producer of Pork for both foreign and domestic consumption. The state has an excess of “Pork Poop” which needs to be removed to help the environment. “Red Line” mountain will be constructed from this natural organic product, featuring the likeness of Democrats Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. A problem remains, as to how to air condition and deodorize the mountain for visiting tourists.
  • Georgia: Georgia is a large producer of Chickens for both foreign and domestic consumption. The state has an excess of “Chicken Crap” which needs to be removed to help the environment. “Obamacare” mountain will be constructed from this natural organic product, featuring the likeness of Democrats Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. A problem remains, as to how to air condition and deodorize the mountain for visiting tourists during the hot summers.
  • Alaska: Alaska is a small producer of Reindeer Meat for domestic consumption. The state may not have an excess of “Reindeer Scat” which needs to be removed to help the environment. “Climate Change” Mountain will be constructed from this natural organic product, featuring the likeness of Democrats Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. The mountain will be built in the far north of the state for natural air conditioning and deodorization for visiting tourists. A problem remains, as to how to gather enough “Reindeer Scat” to be considered shovel ready!

CNN has leaked a statement from a high placed source (not authorized to speak publicly) within the DNC, indicating that a preliminary proposal choice has been made based on requirements, cost and schedule. However, the DNC is going to ask all US registered Democrats to vote on the proposals, via a mail in ballot! (Ed: Beware this may be CNN “Fake News!”)



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