Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss

by on 14/03/18 at 3:37 pm

Reporters noticed something odd when the Clintons boarded their private jet at the Mumbai Airport.

Reporters noticed something odd when the Clintons boarded their private jet at the Mumbai Airport.

A cell phone image where secret service agents threatened to 'throw Hillary from the plane' if she didn't use the Monostat 7 prescription so she could quit slimming the seats in first class.

A cell phone image where secret service agents threatened to ‘throw Hillary from the plane’ if she didn’t use the Monostat 7 prescription so she could quit slimming the seats in first class.

The largely Indian audience missed the transliteration meaning of  a 'Yeast Infection' ailment and thought purplexed, simply explained it away as some sexual fantasy with a loaf of French bread.

The largely Indian audience missed the transliteration explanation of a ‘Yeast Infection’ ailment and though perplexed, simply explained it away as some vivid sexual fantasy using a loaf of French bread.

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com)

The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! Now it’s turned more appealing now that mentioning personal health issues just might garner more sympathy.

In a long-winded speech in Mumbai, India, ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke of her 34 year long fight against a Simian Yeast Infection she contacted in Africa where she had vacationed with several friends in 1984. She claimed an eruption of symptoms caused her to stumble on multiple occasions and on at least one instance, to feint in front of cameras.

Dr. Clifford Hanes MD, a noted expert on vaginal illnesses and author of two famous books on common yeast infections, said it was possible Clinton had associated health issues like falling, feinting, and having troupes of professional bakers following her around causing her some anxiety in public settings.



One Response to “Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 14th, 2018

    She hasn’t used “deplorable,12 armed, robotic, Space Aliens from Mars had colluded with candidate Trump,” yet as an excuse!

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