Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

by on 17/03/18 at 7:54 am

According to an aide, during a recent brain freeze episode in Washington, Pelosi was forced to change her underwear.  Thje aide claimed she had to be 'cautioned' to do the change in private and not on the stage.

According to an aide, during a recent brain freeze episode in Washington, Pelosi was forced to change her underwear. The aide claimed she had to be ‘cautioned’ to do the change in private and not on the stage in front of the press.

Pelosi's son, Mark Fitsroy says he can remember his Mom repeating words alot when he was a kid.

Pelosi’s son, Mark Fitsroy says he can remember his Mom repeating words alot when he was a kid.

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com)

While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

Pelosi got tongue-tied again as she welcomed Conor Lamb to the House hedging his confirmation as a special election winner before an official validated the winner in a tightly contested race. She flubbed his name referring to him as Sarah Connor, a character from the Terminator movie. She was forced to repeat it several times. At the same time, she appeared to run out of breath while speaking the short sentence, having to take a deep breath to finish.

While again disparaging the tax cut passed last year, she forgot words as she said “83 of the benefits to the top 1%.”

Pelosi again ran out of breath a short time later, having to pause her statement to suck wind.

She would repeat words, and it didn’t seem like it was for effect.

“Seven in 10 will not sh— hire new employees. Seven in 10 will not hire new employees,” she repeated.

After suffering yet another brain freeze, she complimented herself for a speech she gave yesterday to students who refused to go to school.

“My best line they liked,” she patted herself on the back, then minutes later she completely botched an attack on her GOP colleagues.

After suffering three more brain freezes and groping for words, Pelosi again paused to take a deep breath and told reporters that Democrats are committed to immigration reform and hoped that Canada would allow more Democrats to immigrate.

She nearly broke out into giggles as she recalled asking a priest for a fork so she could eat dessert at a St. Patrick’s Day event last year.

Alex Montage, an engineer from M.I.T suggested using Pelosi’s brain as a ‘refrigeration source’ to preserve embryos when power fails in some US fertilization clinics. Others called for recycling Pelosi as a means of preserving fresh fish at sea.



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