The Taste of Hillary

by on 20/03/18 at 10:34 pm

Two lost runs for :President.....A philandering husband...And at age 70 is still playing ketchup!

THIS IS WHAT A LOSER LOOK LIKE…..Two lost runs for President…..A philandering husband…And at age 70 is still playing ketchup!

I guess if the ketchup folks over at Heinz were to  make  a Hillary-like morsel this would be it!

I guess if the ketchup folks over at Heinz were to make a Hillary-like morsel this would be it!

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com)
Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton left the USA for a 10 country, publisher paid trip to plug her new book “What Happened.” The book is about her 2016 presidential aspirations (she lost to Republican Donald Trump) is not doing well domestically. So, Hillary opted to quietly take her book tour on the road overseas!

Hillary’s next book is entitled “Secrets of the Clinton Foundation,” scheduled for publication in 2019. Hillary maintains that it is a cook book, such that she visited several upscale dining establishments in each country during the tour to sample various food.

  • United Kingdom: Kidney Pudding and Bangers with lots of Ketchup.
  • France: Chateaubriand and Truffles with lots of Ketchup.
  • Italy: Fettuccine Alfredo with lots of Ketchup.
  • Belgium: Eels and Muscles with lots of Ketchup.
  • Ukraine: Chicken Kiev with lots of Ketchup.
  • Israel: Pastrami on white bread with lots of Ketchup.
  • Saudi Arabia: Pulled Pork on a Kaiser Roll with lots of Ketchup.
  • India: Tandoori Chicken and Steak with lots of Ketchup.
  • China: Peking Duck with lots of Ketchup.
  • Japan: Sushi and Sashimi with lots of Ketchup.

When Hillary arrived home in the USA, the book publisher asked her how the tour went? She indicated well, except they wouldn’t let me into Russia. Silently, she thought of the $750,000 donation from the Ketchup Manufacturers Association to the Clinton Foundation!



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