Steven Donziger Mooted For Trump Legal Team

by on 25/03/18 at 5:18 pm

Steven Donziger (left-in pink bowtie) in his 2008 prom photo with date Les Pomade, set back Chevron's Ecuadorian oil exploration at least 25 years.

Steven Donziger (left-in pink bowtie) in his 2008 prom photo with date Les Pomade, set back Chevron’s Ecuadorian oil exploration at least 25 years.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): The New York City lawyer who famously won a $19bn Ecuadorian pollution settlement against US super major Chevron is being head hunted as legal co counsel for President Donald Trump.

Steven Donziger majored in racketeering at Harvard University alongside Barack Obama where the two men forged a life-long mutual regard.

His name has now been put forward by United States District Court for the Southern District of New York sources as a potential Trump lawyer in the ongoing investigation about Russian non-collusion stiff. Uh, stuff.

“We think it might have been the Southern’s Judge Dread who made the recommendation,” a spokesperson at Neetly Done Lawyers told SatireWorld reporters as news of the referral went viral on the web.

The appointment could see Donziger apply his unparalleled experience of the US Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act. This permits the prosecution of syndicate leaders for crimes ordered for commission by others and/or any assistance thereof.

Commenting on this farce-breaking development a Kremlin debt collection agency said ‘Absolutely no stiffs in this story’ – before posting smiling pictures of ‘Vatican nerve agents’ Monsignors Luigi and Benedetto.

POTUS’s personal surgeon of experimental proctology is next for the Rump dump.



2 Responses to “Steven Donziger Mooted For Trump Legal Team”

  1. Bargis

    Mar 25th, 2018

    Hmmmmmmmm rascal-sounding to me!

  2. O’Leg Pee

    Mar 25th, 2018

    Russian non-collusion stiff: Alexander Litvinienko RIP ?

    Luigi and Benedetto, the Zyklon-B brothers. Couldn’t make it up.

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