Golden Sewers Attorney Pleads The Filth

by on 26/04/18 at 7:16 pm

Trump's attorney, Michael Cohen (right) caught 'taking the piss' with a Russian trollop and her friend, Vladimir Putin's ex-son-in-law, Boris Chenochecsky.

Trump’s attorney, Michael Cohen (right) caught ‘taking the piss’ with a Russian trollop and her friend, Vladimir Putin’s ex-son-in-law, Boris Chenochecsky.

NYC, NY – (SatireWorld.com): A New York attorney suspected of laundering dirty money who says he ‘never stepped a foot inside the bouncing Check Republic’ will play schtum before the law courts his lawyer said today.

Michael Cohen, 69, is being probed about taking the piss in a presidential urination scandal involving Russian trollops inside seedy Moscow motels.

Prosecutors have been told the sometime Trump attorney will keep his gob shit about facilitating (sic) payments to voluptuous, large-breasted women on condition a presidential pardon is in the frame.

“Silence is golden,” Cohen’s legal adviser told SatireWorld reporters this morning before adding that “talking is cheap, people follow like Streep – even though there is nowhere to go.”

The legal impasse will be overseen by a judicial Special Grand Master tasked with weeding out rubbish from evidence files that, potentially, might be camouflaging other, maybe-indictable stiff.

A video of federal agents busting Cohen’s UES gaff is view-able elsewhere on this website.



One Response to “Golden Sewers Attorney Pleads The Filth”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Apr 27th, 2018

    With sincere apologies to The Tremeloes:

    Silence Is Golden
    The Tremulous

    Oh don’t it hurt deep inside
    To see someone do something to her
    Oh don’t it pain to see someone cry
    How especially if that someone is her
    Silence is golden

    But my eyes still see
    Silence is golden, golden
    But my eyes still see

    Talking is cheap people follow like sheep
    Even though there is no where to go
    How could she tell he deceived her so well
    Pity she’ll be the last one to know

    Silence is golden
    But my eyes still see
    Silence is golden, golden
    But my eyes still see

    How many times will she fall for his lines
    Should I tell her or should I be cool
    And if I tried I know she’d say I lied
    Mind your business don’t hurt her you fool
    Silence is golden

    But my eyes still see
    Silence is golden, golden
    But my eyes still see
    But my eyes still see
    But my eyes still see

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