USPS- Barack Obama Era Commemorative Stamp Now On Sale

by on 10/05/18 at 9:18 am

The 'Uncle Barry' stamp is the first in a series to commemorate the two-term President.

The ‘Uncle Barry’ stamp is the first in a series to commemorate the two-term President.

The second-in-a-series celebrates the Administration's limited 'successes' in healthcare.

The second-in-a-series issue celebrates the Administration’s limited ‘successes’ in healthcare.

The most popular stamp is the '2012 Re-election Stamp' most sought after by US issue stamp collectors.

The most popular stamp is the ‘2012 Re-election Stamp’ most sought after by US issue stamp collectors.

The 'roll edition' seems to be the most popular according to USPS officials who cited the unique  recyclable paper feature and easy-tear perforations.

The ‘roll edition’ seems to be the most popular according to USPS officials who cited the unique
recyclable paper feature and easy-tear perforations.


Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The United States Postal Service announced today that the long overdue commemorative stamp issue celebrating the two-term presidency of Barack Obama are now on sale at most USPS locations.

The Postal Service admits somewhat sheepishly that sales are somewhat disappointing and many blame the design itself in which users must first lick the back first prior to affixing to the mail piece. Supporters of the ex-President say it was a racist feature created by the current Administration allowing users to ‘spit’ at the memory of America’s first black leader.

USPS officials say they’ve adjusted the second issue that commemorates the Affordable Healthcare Act, aka Obamacare, by using slow drying adhesive where patrons can re-use the stamp in case they change their minds about mailing a letter.

The USPS spokesperson says all stamp issues are both in handy rolls or the sheet editions most preferred by collectors. First Edition printings are available online.

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2 Responses to “USPS- Barack Obama Era Commemorative Stamp Now On Sale”

  1. Oleg

    May 10th, 2018

    Lick my backside says William ‘Stamps’ Farish the Turd.

    Kinda sticky situation

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 10th, 2018

    I love it!

    The CDC advises that Republicans should not lick any of these stamps because they may contain e coli bacteria!

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