Police Mistake Maxine Waters Supporters For Zombies

by on 17/05/18 at 12:01 pm

There is no one in Congress as stupid as Maxine Waters (D-CA)...She introduced legislation that was to set a cap on it's expansion plans in northern California of Taco Bell believing it was the Mexican phone company.

There is no one in Congress as stupid as Maxine Waters (D-CA)…She introduced legislation that was to set a cap on it’s expansion plans in northern California of Taco Bell believing it was the Mexican phone company.

Yup.....Let's impeach Trump...Right!

Yup…..Let’s impeach Trump…Right!


Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com)

Cairo police were tagged as racist and quick-on-the-gun after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Congresswoman Maxine Waters supporters assembling in a local park.

Dubbed a protest in support of Citizens Against Common Sense, supporters gathered in Penalty Park where a bronze statue of Maxine Waters on a white horse was about to be unveiled to the awaiting crowd. Crowd estimates were put at over 100 by park rangers.

The Cairo police force, on alert for a Zombie invasion issued by the CDC in 2011, mistook the glazed eyes and blank expressions on the supporters as ‘zombie-like,’ says Cairo Tribune & Gazette reporter Mark Henry.

According to Henry, "Captain Henry Scwantz gave the order for his officers to 'shoot first and ask questions later.' After two volleys of gunfire and pepper gas, the mayor who was officiating at the event, Donald Flith(D), yelled for a cease fire. The mayor was later photographed by the Gazzette washing pepper spray from his eyes.

Luckily for the supporters, the Cairo police department members are reputed to be terrible shots and the only damage was to the statue which sustained three bullets to the buttocks of Water’s horse, a street lamp globe that was shattered, and a little old lady's dog named Butch.

Butch was taken to Shadyside Cemetary where he was interned with full Democratic Party honors. Butch's master Edna Rosetta, claims she will sue.



One Response to “Police Mistake Maxine Waters Supporters For Zombies”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 17th, 2018

    Welcome new writer!

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