Elton John Upset That He Wan’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

by on 20/05/18 at 9:42 am

Elton John sand husband Billy Elliot don tutu's and dance the night away at the post wedding gala.

Elton John sand husband Billy Elliot don tutu’s and dance the night away at the post wedding gala.


Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding!

(SatireWorld.com)
British singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince Harry, to Meagan the American Commoner….AKA The Hollywood Princess.

After the ceremony, Elton John told reporters that “I didn’t know the old biddy was going to be here. I thought that they held this during her nap time on purpose. Even though I’m not a member of the Royal Family, I thought that everyone in England knew that I was the biggest Queen in the British Empire.”

When asked how he felt about the wedding otherwise, the pop diva said that “I really enjoyed seeing Pippa’s ass again, just like everyone else though it appeared a wee bit larger. It was almost enough to make a girl like me go straight.”

He also thought that “that dress wasn’t quite the right one for Meagan. I’d have loaned her one out of my closet if she had just asked to borrow something more appropriate.”

Dresses aren’t the only thing to come out of this man’s closet!



One Response to “Elton John Upset That He Wan’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding”

  1. Oleg

    May 20th, 2018

    ‘to come out of this man’s closet’- a lime green Michael Cohen-shaped wrinkly vulva?

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