Mickey Mouse to Run for President in 2020

by on 20/06/18 at 10:02 am

Sponge Bob would be a better choice......

Sponge Bob would be a better choice……

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Former President Barack Obama met secretly with at least nine prospective 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, including Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren (D-MA), former VP Joe “Shotgun” Biden (D-DE) and former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick. At least 15 big donor Hollywood stars were turned away!

After two failed presidential tries the old nag, crooked Hillary Clinton will be put out to pasture by the Democratic Party in 2020! But there could be a Dark Roast oops “Dark Horse” candidate in the wings such as Howard Schultz, the Executive Chairman of Starbucks. Mr. Schultz will step down at the end of June 2018 and has signaled that he may seek political office.

Mr. Schultz has indicated he is concerned with the country’s direction, specifically with respect to Senator Bernie Sanders Socialist agenda of Medicare for all, free college for all, a $15 per hour federal minimum wage and the US government providing a job for everyone!

Juan Valdez, a close political advisor to Mr. Schultz was not pleased that the prospective candidate has no prior name recognition, with only two years till the 2020 Presidential Election. Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump did! Mrs. Olsen, Shultz’s Female Matters Advisor agreed. For example, the voters might think the candidate was corrupt Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), or Sgt. Hans Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes or even Charles Schultz the late cartoonist of Peanuts.

Lately the Walt Disney Company has been moving left to support many Democratic Party political and social issues. Mr. Schultz’s political advisors approached the Walt Disney Studios executives (Burbank CA) on behalf of teaming up with Mickey Mouse to head the ticket. The title VP Howard Schultz is not sitting well with the prospective candidate. Negotiations are still on-going, and it could be VP Mickey Mouse, after all the USA had Joe Biden for eight years!

Mickey Mouse has name recognition across the USA! People in all 50 states vote for Mickey Mouse (maybe 52 if the state of California splits up) all the time!

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