Brits Mull Trump’s Fluorine Chickens Trade Deal

by on 04/07/18 at 8:14 am

British protesters arrived dockside to seek a ban on what they call....'American Mother-Cluckers'...from arriving in the UK.

British protesters arrived dockside to seek a ban on what they call….’Un-documented American Mother-Cluckers’…from arriving in the UK.

Last year Brits protested American import of Easter Eggs after an article showed photos (above) of American Easter Egg production procedures. A similar article about how US peanut butter was produced caused an outrage in Scotland until US officials said it was a joke and only  idiots wearing a kilt would fall for it.

Last year Brits protested American import of Easter Eggs after an article showed photos (above) of American Easter Egg production procedures. A similar article about how US peanut butter was produced caused an outrage in Scotland until US officials said it was a joke and only idiots wearing a kilt would fall for it.

The infamous Peanut Butter photo that outraged Scots.

The infamous Peanut Butter photo that outraged Scots.

London – (SatireWorld.com)

The United States Chicken Bureau said today that President Rump would be pushing hard during his upcoming state visit to sell Brits millions of fluoridated American chickens in a landmark trade deal.

Wholesome with sturdy beaks and native plumage the six week old chicks come ready-treated to high US food hygiene standards – and at least sixty-five cents a pound cheaper than indigenous British birds.

“Brits consume more than one billion fowl anally – uh, annually!” a Chicken Bureau spokesperson explained at a campaign launch to win over skeptical UK consumers.

“A wee bit of chlorine just peps up the taste.”



3 Responses to “Brits Mull Trump’s Fluorine Chickens Trade Deal”

  1. Bargis

    Jul 4th, 2018

    Was gonna say that there’s ‘someting fishy’ about this story but that would be a fluke!

  2. O’Leg Pee

    Jul 4th, 2018

    Satireworld Picture Editor nominated for prestigeous PulletTsar prize by Chickenshack Magazine

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