The California Golden State Oldies Sing Their Favorite Golden Oldies

by on 06/07/18 at 4:50 pm

Nancy  Pelosi got her singing down pat by performing every Tuesday night when they have karaoke  down at the Lounge Lizard Club near her San Francisco office.

Nancy Pelosi got her singing down pat by performing every Tuesday night when they have karaoke down at the Lounge Lizard Club near her San Francisco office. Patrons say she dons her wig, sheds her ever present Depends, and just wears everyday outfits.

Democratic hipsters pack the house at a recent Maxine and Nancy headliner in New York City.

Democratic hipsters pack the house at a recent Maxine and Nancy headliner in New York City.


San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com)

Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Representative “Mad” Maxine Waters (D-CA) jointly announced that they are going on a US tour in 2019 as a singing duet called “The California Golden State Oldies.”

The events leading up to this announcement are predicated on Nancy Pelosi not being selected as a US House of Representative leader in 2019 and Maxine Waters being formally censured and removed from the US House.

Democratic senior citizen organizations from coast to coast can be expected to hear the girls singing their favorite golden oldies, such as:

  • You Ain’t Nothing but A Racist
  • I wanna Raise Your Taxes
  • Pass before Reading
  • There’s No ICE in My Tequila Anymore
  • Annie Give Me all Your Guns
  • The Best Things in Life are Free, paid for using other People’s Money
  • It Was Corruption I Know
  • Support Your Local Illegal Immigrants
  • Borders, Who Needs Stinking Borders
  • I get A Tingle Up My Leg for You
  • Race Card Polka
  • Auntie Poverty Pimp
  • Heath Care Rip Off
  • Spend, Spend, Spend

“The California Golden State Oldies” duet may become a trio in 2019, should Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) lose her reelection bid. There is also an outside chance that Senator Pamela Harris (D-CA) will join the group as a foursome, being the baby chanteuse!



One Response to “The California Golden State Oldies Sing Their Favorite Golden Oldies”

  1. Bargis

    Jul 6th, 2018

    can’t wait for the Negro spirituals…

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