Biden/Holder-2020 Duck Boat Tour Targets US Swim States

by on 22/07/18 at 4:54 pm

I like the Blue Wave in his hair!

I like the Blue Wave in his hair!

One side trip will be to the Ted Kennedy Aquarium.

One side trip will be to the Ted Kennedy Aquarium.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

Democratic Party presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Eric Holder will be debuting the start of their 2020 campaign next week with a tour of crucial US sink-or-swim states.

The weekend’s announcement says a six month trip will kick off at Chappaquiddick Island in the ‘Mary Jo’ DUKW – a souped-up ambitious – uh, amphibious! – version of Ted Kennedy’s 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88.

“First port of call is Martha’s Vineyard Amnesiacs Society,” the DUKW skipper told SatireWorld reporters just as a truckload of DNC-issue lead-lined life jackets arrived at Democratic Party HQ.

Kennedy famously launched his 1980 presidential bid at the Society’s palatial mansion with what’s become known as the iconic ‘I-Have-A-Wet-Dream’ speech.

$50,000 ‘Biden/Holder-2020’ wetsuits are available elsewhere on this site.



One Response to “Biden/Holder-2020 Duck Boat Tour Targets US Swim States”

  1. Bargis

    Jul 22nd, 2018

    Ahoy Mate!

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