Nike’s Next Commercial To Feature Hanoi Jane Beheading Christians

by on 07/09/18 at 9:48 am

The main reason Monica Lewinski gave for her changing political affiliation was  the Democrat's political pressure left a really bad taste in her mouth.

The main reason Monica Lewinski gave for her changing political affiliation was the Democrat’s political pressure left a really bad taste in her mouth.

Fonda's traitorous affiliation with North Vietnam during the Vietnam War soured her relations with most Americans for the rest of her life. She also caused a political gap between post-war Vietnam and US relations when it was revealed she infected the North Vietnamese gun crew with Herpes VXI...An advanced STD that defied treatment and infected 200+ soldiers. Vietnam called the event a form of biological warfare and filed a protest with the UN in 1972.

Fonda’s traitorous affiliation with North Vietnam during the Vietnam War soured her relations with most Americans for the rest of her life. She also caused a political gap between post-war Vietnam and US relations when it was revealed she infected the North Vietnamese gun crew with Herpes VXI…An advanced STD that defied treatment and infected 200+ soldiers.
Vietnam called the event a form of biological warfare and filed a protest with the UN in 1972.

Fred Neuman said it wasn't a protest, but the reason he returned his new pair of Nike shoes was they hurt his feet when he stood for the National Anthem at the Walker's Grove  High School football game. on Friday night.

Fred Neuman said it wasn’t a protest, but the reason he returned his new pair of Nike shoes was they hurt his feet when he stood for the National Anthem at the Walker’s Grove High School football game. on Friday night.


Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)

Nike, which is trying to corner and control the market on Un-Americans and Anti-Americans, has announced a follow-up to their Colin Kaepernick commercials.  Famous traitor and subversive “Hanoi” Jane Fonda, who has been found guilty of treason in the court of public opinion but not in the Hollywood and Democratically controlled court system, will join ISIS terrorists in beheading Christian missionaries in an unknown Middle Eastern location.

Hanoi Jane’s first act of treason was her visit to North Vietnam during the Vietnam War, where she referred to our soldiers as baby killers and put on parts of a North Vietnamese uniform and sat on a piece of artillery used to fire on American airplanes and positions.  She then went out of her way to report soldiers in prisons who tried to pass her letters to their families and letters on the true conditions of their captivity.   The truth of the torture and treatment of prisoners by the North Vietnamese, of course, came out after their release and completely contradicted Fonda’s statements and views.

Nike’s Kaepernick commercial supports his stance against the National Anthem and the American flag and his kneeling actions at NFL games.  They say that his “freedom of speech” has caused him to make the ultimate sacrifice of his career (a career that had seen him benched the prior season for his poor play).  As no team wants a divisive crybaby with minimal talent on their team, Kaepernick has not been signed by anyone in the National Football League.

Fonda, who is trying to stay relevant with her latest Anti-American move, felt that the ISIS soldiers were freedom fighters that needed to be supported, so she will be joining them for one of their beheadings of a group of Christian missionaries.  ISIS, to get the free publicity and the financial support of the tennis shoe company, will not immediately post the slaughter of innocents on social media (as they do all of their murders), but will allow the television commercials and print ads to do this first.

Any Christians willing to volunteer to be decapitated by Fonda should do so through the Nike website.  Otherwise, ISIS will just capture another group of missionaries in one of the countries where they operate.  Women who volunteer will have the pleasure of being beaten, raped, and spit and urinated upon.  It is unsure whether or not Fonda (or Kaepernick) will participate in this.

Future Nike ads will involve Hillary Clinton and her emails (in some way), Californians encouraging illegal aliens, the Black Panthers killing white babies (as they promised to do if Obama wasn’t reelected in 2012), anti-gun advocate David Hogg attempting to increase his fifteen minutes of fame (though he will probably forget his lines in the commercial), Obama protecting another illegal alien aunt, and Nancy Pelosi burning a copy of the United States Constitution.

 

 



One Response to “Nike’s Next Commercial To Feature Hanoi Jane Beheading Christians”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 7th, 2018

    The Trifecta of US traitors; Obama, Hillary and Kerry!

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