NYC Bans Coney Island Whitefish

by on 08/09/18 at 8:58 am

Give it enough time and everyone will be able to see  the Broadway version of the Coney Island White Fish complete with choreography and song.

Give it enough time and everyone will be able to see the Broadway version of the Coney Island White Fish complete with choreography and song.

 Just as the author suggested  a peeing contest  has started  between New York State Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo and California Democratic Governor Jerry Brown, The lady in the middle is most likely  candidate Cynthia Nixon wearing a wig....Yes, according to her spokesperson her appendage IS bigger!

Just as the author suggested a peeing contest has started between New York State Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo and California Democratic Governor Jerry Brown, The lady in the middle is most likely candidate Cynthia Nixon wearing a wig….Yes, according to her spokesperson her appendage IS bigger!

New York NY:
New York City (NYC) (satireworld.com)

Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio and the NYC Council have passed an ordinance banning Coney Island Whitefish. The Coney Island Whitefish, better known as a Condom (latex/rubber), cannot now be disposed of in any manner (like flushing) that causes this protective device to wind up in any body of water within NYC limits, e.g. lakes, rivers (Hudson, East, Harlem/Spuyten Duyvil Creek, Brooklyn/Gowanus Canal, Canarsie) and the Atlantic Ocean. Currently in the summer months the Coney Island Whitefish can be seen, after dark, spawning in NYC waters.

Mayor Bill de Blasio is considered by newspaper pundits, such as the New York Post as not being the brightest political bulb on the tree, whose primary reason for the new law is to compete with the San Francisco Supervisors ban on plastic straws. Far more Condoms are used than plastic straws and the former weigh more than the latter when it comes to amounts of pollution!

A big fear among environmental wacko watchers is that a peeing contest will be initiated between New York State Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo and California Democratic Governor Jerry Brown over both plastic straws and Condom bans (petroleum-based products). California currently bans plastic straws, but not Condoms.

Initially, NY and California, where Democrat liberals’ rule could see the Whitefish population decline on the Pacific Coast, e.g. Lake Shasta, possibly Lake Tahoe and on the East Coast e.g. Lake Erie and Lake George. The US Pacific Northwest, Atlantic Southeast, Midwest and plain states (those under Democratic control) could also see a Whitefish population reduction in various lakes and rivers (Mississippi, Missouri). The EPA has not commented about putting the Whitefish on the Endangered Species List (ESL)!

Violation of the new NYC non-flush law is a felony, but parking lots are not considered in the law. The winter of 2018-2019 could turn NYC and any other participating Democratic controlled states’ parking lots into latex minefields!



5 Responses to “NYC Bans Coney Island Whitefish”

  1. Bargis

    Sep 8th, 2018

    Now you did it…..The deviants will start fishing!

  2. Jalapenoman

    Sep 8th, 2018

    Someone needs to remind all of the NYC Democrats, who have never been known for great intelligence, to REMOVE the condoms BEFORE they try to cut them up and destroy them!

  3. Jalapenoman

    Sep 8th, 2018

    NY, where is it against to law to have a toke, a Coke, and a smoke,… now makes it harder to have a POKE!

Leave a Reply